Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Angela Lansbury: Mistress of Terror!

So last night in my dream Angela Lansbury drove up to me in her limo and informed me that I had to do a "project" for her. For some reason I knew there was no way I could just say no to it, so I started working on sabotaging it. The first thing I did was call the airline in with a bomb threat and my description.

When I got to the airline, the clerk behind the desk started acting a little funny and then finally security came and escorted me away. But the security guy didn't stop in the airport, he took me to a little diner just outside it and sat me at a table with Angela Lansbury. She said "You didn't think it would be that easy did you?"

Shortly after I sat down, three of my friends were also escorted to the table (nobody I know in real life, but I somehow knew they were my friends). Our waiter came by and it was somebody we knew (also not anyone from real life), but she shooed him away. As soon as he turned his back she injected him with to huge syringes in his head and he fell to the ground. We stared at her, aghast.

She then proceeded to stick him with a dozen or so other needles and remove his blood. Then she stood at the end of the diner's counter and we watched as the needles magically floated across the counter and injected his blood into her as she smiled devilishly at us and told us to do our tasks.

Then I woke up.

Laje
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