Super cop versus the vampire wannabe.
So last night I had a dream:
The first part is a blur but I remember ending up in a bar.
I walked into the bar. It was setup kinda like Cheers, with the middle wrap around bar, only much darker. This had the feel of a biker bar or similar bar where tough guys would hang out. The place was packed. Apparently some idiot had decided to take on Mike Tyson. I watched as the two of them enter the make shift ring that was the inside of the bar. (Yes, the ring boundaries were the center bar tables. And yes this wasn't any larger than the Cheers bar...it's a dream...it doesn't always make sense) Anyway....
The challenger was a skinny white dude who looked to be no older than 20 and no more the 175 lbs. I was stunned, this guy was gonna get creamed. As soon as the match started, the white kid kept running away. He faked a couple jabs but mostly ran away. Even leaving the ring on occasion. This seemed to infuriate Tyson.
I kept thinking, "Geez, one hit from Tyson and this kid is done."
Soon it seemed apparent that the kid had no intention of actually fighting, like he thought maybe he would just wear down Tyson. Yeah, right. Then all of a sudden he runs out of the bar ring and when Tyson closes in on him, he pulls out his mouth protector. Tyson stops for a second, seeming a little confused. He doesn't want to bust all this kids teeth out of his mouth but he also doesn't want to lose. Then the kid does this huge smile, cheshire cat style. It becomes obvious that he has had his teeth capped to make Vampire fangs, except this is more like wolf teeth in that his upper and lower canines are sharp and so are the in between teeth but to a lesser degree.
Everyone gasps and he laughs.
He swings around a pole and Tyson chases him into the bar ring again. There is a noise and only the kid emerges from below the bar. With this crazy smile. People start peering into the bar and blocking my view. So I push my way in and look under.
There is Tyson laying in a pool of blood. Someone yells that the crazy kid bit him and totally lacerated his neck. (The irony hurts) Someone else yells to call the cops. At this point we notice the kid has left already. I run out to the parking lot just in time to see the kid get into his red truck and slam into a trash can on the way out. I chase the truck a little but since I am on foot he loses me rather quickly. I was trying to remember the license plate for the cops, when I notice that his front plate fell off after he hit the curb in his hurry. I pick it up and think, "Well that makes it easy"
I soon see cops running up the street. I snag the first cop and hand him the plate and point the way the truck went. For some reason he starts running up the street. His partner then turns to follow. At that point, she ends up flipping over me, Jet Lee style. I say hold on. She looks at me and it hits me that she is very pretty. I was stunned and she was totally busting out the super karate jumps and what not. Then she turned to pursue the vampire wannabe. I chased after her cause I wanted to see her kick some vampire butt.
Unfortunately, this is whem my alarm clock went off...............
The first part is a blur but I remember ending up in a bar.
I walked into the bar. It was setup kinda like Cheers, with the middle wrap around bar, only much darker. This had the feel of a biker bar or similar bar where tough guys would hang out. The place was packed. Apparently some idiot had decided to take on Mike Tyson. I watched as the two of them enter the make shift ring that was the inside of the bar. (Yes, the ring boundaries were the center bar tables. And yes this wasn't any larger than the Cheers bar...it's a dream...it doesn't always make sense) Anyway....
The challenger was a skinny white dude who looked to be no older than 20 and no more the 175 lbs. I was stunned, this guy was gonna get creamed. As soon as the match started, the white kid kept running away. He faked a couple jabs but mostly ran away. Even leaving the ring on occasion. This seemed to infuriate Tyson.
I kept thinking, "Geez, one hit from Tyson and this kid is done."
Soon it seemed apparent that the kid had no intention of actually fighting, like he thought maybe he would just wear down Tyson. Yeah, right. Then all of a sudden he runs out of the bar ring and when Tyson closes in on him, he pulls out his mouth protector. Tyson stops for a second, seeming a little confused. He doesn't want to bust all this kids teeth out of his mouth but he also doesn't want to lose. Then the kid does this huge smile, cheshire cat style. It becomes obvious that he has had his teeth capped to make Vampire fangs, except this is more like wolf teeth in that his upper and lower canines are sharp and so are the in between teeth but to a lesser degree.
Everyone gasps and he laughs.
He swings around a pole and Tyson chases him into the bar ring again. There is a noise and only the kid emerges from below the bar. With this crazy smile. People start peering into the bar and blocking my view. So I push my way in and look under.
There is Tyson laying in a pool of blood. Someone yells that the crazy kid bit him and totally lacerated his neck. (The irony hurts) Someone else yells to call the cops. At this point we notice the kid has left already. I run out to the parking lot just in time to see the kid get into his red truck and slam into a trash can on the way out. I chase the truck a little but since I am on foot he loses me rather quickly. I was trying to remember the license plate for the cops, when I notice that his front plate fell off after he hit the curb in his hurry. I pick it up and think, "Well that makes it easy"
I soon see cops running up the street. I snag the first cop and hand him the plate and point the way the truck went. For some reason he starts running up the street. His partner then turns to follow. At that point, she ends up flipping over me, Jet Lee style. I say hold on. She looks at me and it hits me that she is very pretty. I was stunned and she was totally busting out the super karate jumps and what not. Then she turned to pursue the vampire wannabe. I chased after her cause I wanted to see her kick some vampire butt.
Unfortunately, this is whem my alarm clock went off...............
posted by Laje Kahr at 8:56 AM
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